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Wednesday 3 October 2012

The Best things in life are free?? Nope. The best things in LIFE ARE EXPENSIVE!!!




Guten Tag.


Today I will let you peek on my intellectual prowess. I may not be good at grammar, but I think you will get my point. See that sports car upstairs?? That car is expensive and unique. That car can go straight to 100kph in a mere 3 seconds(LOLS!),but this SUV below you got it for free(FIRST by credit and slave for it later!).

How can this gray ugly motherfucker be good, while that yellow *bling* a dream utter impossibility??...

Just note it down first and let me start from the real beginning of this article.

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE EXPENSIVE.

BEST THINGS ARE not buy one take one shopping spree from you MALL backyard, or a free taste sample of toxic food indoctrination from the supermakets,or just a simply a simple credit card swipe. REAL (BEST) THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.





All you can buy for free(FIRST then slave later!!)with this slave cards are utterly BOGUS and yes CHEAP!!! From cellphones, to TV's, video games, hipster-vision clear dork glasses, skinny nuthugging-crotch-suffocating jeans, converse shoes, cute girlfriend(LOLS! date her with credit card), high-fructose corn syrup diabetes enhancing foods and everything this world or the GUBAMENT gives and has to offer are CHEAP, FREE and everybody has it. How can a cellphone be rare?? Everybody eats and everybody can eat a LANGHAP-SARAP-CHICKEN-JOY right?? Everybody can purchase a skinny fag jeans? Everybody can drink and crap and have diabetes right?? I digressed a bit and let me steer this article by these two words.


First, I will define rare:

RARE: unusually excellent; admirable; fine: 

In a nutshell rare is usually THE BEST!!!You got it right man everything and as in everything rare is EXPENSIVE.

Second, I will define common:

COMMON: Not distinguished or exceptional; inconspicuous; ordinary; plebeian; often in a depreciatory sense

They have exactly the opposite meaning right??? I guess you are getting my point, and your brain cells are flexing instead of doing emotional masturbation on facebook. Rare is EXPENSIVE and common is CHEAP. Just the way it is from the beginning of time. If still you dont get mah point I will illustrate picture slides like 4 year old retired--down--syndrome--child from pre-school.





This 83 karat diamond is expensive.

Paper money is cheap. (Inflation ate its value due to overprinting.)
(CLUELESS EH??!)









This thing is really too EXPENSIVE BEFORE (specially during the pre-credit card era) and majority of the people cant afford to buy one.


NOW???




THESE FUGLY THINGS ARE SO POPULAR THEY SELL LIKE PANCOCKS--- I MEAN PANCAKES.

And you can get them for free right??(the best things in life are free.lols) (free then slave later by using.)


There are lots of example I would suggest to differentiate. From vacation to HONGKONG vs taking a day off to a private island(one is cheap and the other is ridiculously EXPENSIVE). From a cheeseburger from MCFAGGOT or a 1kdollar a pound beef(premium more expensive than angus lols!) from JAPAN. Local beer vs. brewed-350 year old drink. Michael Jacksons underwear auctioned on EBAY vs. BENCH underwear bought by your parents from their credit swipes. LOTS AND LOTS OF WAYS to express that FREE is CHEAP and EXPENSIVE is really GOOD/BEST.

This madness brought to society from the GUBAMENT(WOMB) are mere ways to show that the PEOPLE at large are irresponsible and LAZY. They will not WORK(REAL WORK) but just attach their invisible umbilical cord to some CORPORATE-WOMB and feed for the rest of their lives and be slaves forevermore. The madness called FREE. FREEDOM, LIBERTY, RIGHTS,not a rare occurrence on this samamabitches!!!

Nowadays, this world world is turning into a--- yes, you got it right. (i guess not)EHEM! COMMUNISM. Fuck democracy(if you still seeing this world as it is), this world is extremely going into communism. This SOPA,PIPA, CyberCRIMELAW, were just mere SHOCKTESTING on how the masses will react. You, asking me why communism, EH???You noob, in a world where everything is free and everyone enjoys what the other enjoys(in moderation and content) is just a simple form of communism. You drink dirty water, I drink mine--dirty water. As long as both of us have dirty waaatteerr, both of us are equal. It is what it is, and how come you can complain about getting the dirty water, as long as both are getting the same fecal matter. RIGHT?? To be able to be exact, JUAN GETS IPAWN and PEDRO GETS IPAWN. But secretly THERE IS A IPAWD, as long as both pedro and juan are ignorant about the IPAWD then, the balance and harmony will exist.

To furthaaar explain,when everybody talks the same. Dance the same tune(GANGNAM SHIT). Eat the same food. Wear the same clothes. Hover around with the same SUV's. Bouncing around like dickheads and purple bitches on the streets. Everybody taking NURSING. Everybody can go to school up to middle and highschool for free. Everybody has a IPAWN. Everybody do have many fakefriends. As in everything.COMMUNISM is obtained and controlled. And if still, you cant observe this magnificent ORDER going on, you are really docile to begin with. Who baaaahhh, and meeeehhhh.... and bark soon as your supplies got cutted ehem cut. 

No where and when on HUMAN HISTORY where everybody, talks, walks, eat, sleep, laugh, masturbate, like all of them are like twinssseessess!!! This era, the DAWN of the NEW ERA. Where everybody are like and one at the same. 




Chinese Communism era. (everybody look like chinks)

USSR. (everybody is like everybody)




NOW!!! HOVERING FAT PEOPLE IS COMING!!! HAHAHA!! SAME SHIRT, SAME HOVERING SUVS HAHAHAHA, SAME IPAWN OR IPAWD, SAME WEIGHT, SAME DIABETIC SHIT!!! LOLS! Sorry, this is for the future. The present PICTURE/SLIDE is right before your eyes!!


TO FURTHAAR EXPLAIN AGAIN:

Communism is a big womb where you can do a yoga post called fecal position forever until the day you forgot to breathe. On communism form of societal structure, everybody gets something for free, as long as the other gets it.USSR is called "IRON CURTAIN" because one does not peek outside the iron curtain or else, the game will be ruined. One must not know(like my JUAN and PEDRO example)what the outside world really is. Eating porridge everyday is ok, unless everyones eats porridge. It just how mad society is. INSATIABLE HUNGER and GREED guides them everyday, fucking IGNORANT ABOUT the relevance of MONEY is not EQUALS to resources.

Damn... Until next time this FARTICLE will never stop unless i cut it.


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