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Disclaimer:

This blog is for pure entertainment purposes only. If you are offended, shocked, hated, mocked or any other words I can descride that made you disaapointed, you should turn elsewhere. Every content of this blog is fiction. Dates, people, places, events, theories are written on this blog that co-exist with reality are merely coincedences. If you find it somewhat aligned with reality--again all of it are merely fiction.

When I talk about, race, creed, religion, color, ethnicity, age, gender, country or any other forms of diversity within the realm of uncontested facts, that means I do talk about--the general public or should I say "THE MASSES". Because I do believe there are two forms/type(ONLY) of people on this world and the latter on which I will write on the next sentence are not embraced by the rules of those non-words I just enumerated on the beginning of this paragraph. Those two species are called the--- 99% and the 1%. 99% of you that will/would/follow/read this blog, will eventually engrave a permanent smirk on his face. And the other 1% will nod there heads, that this fictional blog is their reality.

Again "This blog is all-fiction".

P.S "I has gramar"(Grammatical errors is a must.Spelling errors is a must.If you have a problem about it go change your diapers.)

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Tuesday 6 November 2012

BROCCCCKKK OBAMA!!! WIIINNNSS FATALITY....








2 TERMS BIATTTCHESSS!!! LOL!

Obama won, sit back and let the NWO come into your doorstep.

Maybe yah are thinking that the first picture upstairs is a BIG MISTAKE!! No bros, that is broooockk OBAMA!! Since forever HOLLYWOOD is conditioning you on voting a black PRESIDENT. And now re-election comes BROCK OBAMA WINS!! Hollywood movies are yeah, the revelations of the NEW AGE of AQUARIUS. When Hollywood says this:








The future will be:






When hollywood tells you a story about this:












I am not joking!! And this is serious. I call it AMPLIFICATION. Since the beginning of TV, and since the beginning of MOVIES, SOCIETY is catered by the MASS MEDIA especially the entertainment industry that what they are showing is the "FUTURE". Remember JAMES BONDS "GPS" with small little dot on a telescreen?? Or just watch BACK2theFUTURE all look at all the gadgets there, and definitely we are living with it right now. I can talk all day about movies, fantasies and make believe the TV is shoving in your assess everything since late 80's up until now. All of them are like seeds planted yesterday and becoming true, TODAY!!! Telescreens in front of your faces on wall-e movie seems(basically)very on the far distant future( I MEAN THE FEELING ON WATCHING IT)but guess what, all of this are within almost within your grasp right??

Ahh, I guess you are thinking all of those are mere just wild consequences. But the fact that everything is too obvious to just ignore it. LIKE ART IMITATES LIFE AND LIFE IMITATES ART. It is just simply real, and it is REAL METAPHYSICS. Draw and let it come to life.


Some of you might believe that cave drawings are drawn after the said event. But guess what??They are really plans before it actually happen. Life Egyptian heliography is drawn for its main purpose. The completion of  event, thing, building or just a mere everyday life of a certain civilization. But nowadays, we call it BLUEPRINTS.



DRAW IT, then give it breath. Suddenly it will be alive right??? Its completion starts with a plan then draw it and it will happen. It is practiced since the beginning of time, but none of you does really how everything works but instead you are looking on WHY?? Aliens built the PYRAMIDS??? Yeah the question is why right?? But the intellegencia ask, HOW??? It is plausible with pulleys, and ancient engineering so advance still and maybe our modern understanding about building something is much more primitive than ancient architecture.


Maybe are you thinking how the HELL OBAMA is connected to BLUEPRINTS??

THINK AGAIN!!!





Lots and lots of END of the WORLD movies 20 years ago during the 90's are with a black president. Think about it. It is synonymous to being paranoid but, almost all of the disaster movies with a black president, is yes "COINCIDE WITH REALITY" right now, and it is indeed plausible that in the next few years OBAMA will talk to you people on how to hope, on the near future of NWO.





IMPACTO PROFUNDO!!! LOLS!!




SSOOOOONNN OBAMA!! SOOONNNN!!!



2012 MOVIE:

LOLS!!!



TOO FRESSSHHHH!!!

AWWWTTT!!!  

Wednesday 24 October 2012

Survey says! More Filipino women drink than men

ALAK BALAK ALAK BALAK!!



Hold on to your beer cozies, but it seems the lady likes the libation.
That's right. According to the Veritas Truth Survey (VTS), more Filipino females drink alcoholic beverages than males - 52% to 48%.

Furthermore, and perhaps an explanation to the numbers, the survey said that more married respondents consume alcoholic beverages at 57% compared to single respondents at 43%. 


As to consumer preference the top three alcoholic beverage of choice are: San Miguel (rank 1), Red Horse(RED WHORES LOL!)(rank 2) and Tanduay (rank 3).
As to age range, the youngest documented drinker is 13 years old while a majority of alcoholic beverage drinkers are from ages 19-25 comprising at least 25.55%.
The next largest age group of drinkers comes from ages 29-35 comprising at least 14.38%.

On a national scale the survey reveals that 66% of Filipinos are alcoholic beverage drinkers with those living in Luzon with the highest percentage of drinkers relative to regional population at 58.9%. In the Visayas it's 21.5% and those in Mindanao at 19.6%.

When analyzed by region, the National Capital Region (at 17%), Region 4A (at 15%) and Region 7 (at 8%) were the top 3 regions with the most alcoholic beverage consumption while the Autonomous Region of Muslim Mindanao (ARMM) scored the lowest in consumption at 2%.
As to the frequency of alcoholic beverage consumption, 79% of the respondents said that they would drink alcoholic beverages only during special occasions while 11% would drink alcohol on a weekly basis, 6% on a monthly basis and 4% on a daily basis.
This implies that almost 21% of Filipinos are regular alcoholic beverage drinkers.
Alcoholic beverage consumers are equally distributed between urban and rural locations. When analyzed by salary range those earning P5,000-P14,999 would consume more alcoholic beverages (at 41%) compared to those earning P15,000-P24,999 at 26%; those earning P25,000-Above at 20%; and those earning P4,999-below at 13%.
Radyo Veritas in partnership with the various priests and lay collaborators within the different Archdioceses and Dioceses successfully conducted this National Survey. It was conducted in 85 Archdioceses and Dioceses covering all 17 regions during the 2nd Quarter of 2012, with 2,500 respondents.
Respondents were chosen on the basis of stratified random sampling, with +/- 2% margin of error, under Slovin’s formula. The sampling method involves the division of a population into smaller groups known as strata (per diocese) with of 2,500 respondents of the study. — DVM, GMA News

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WASSSSHUUUUPPPPPP DOWDS!!! This is BLUE MUNKY again, ready to rape y'all with lyrical masterpieces indeed needed for STUPIDITY mashups to infinity and beyond. LOL! My blog is picking up pace, so please comment on the reaction section below. You could be anonymous and spar with me, but MERCY is still on maximum tolerance.Commenting is a risk still!!! So let us go within this present context on what I am about to talk. Alcohol addiction on its finest form. So, let us go on the next paragraph and separate and look beyond what this survey is... the real meaning behind it.

Most of you are just ignorant of things that happen around you. But let me refresh your mind. Mass MEDIA ITSELF will explain HOW SOCIETY IT IS TODAY. It is purely metaphysics.

ART imitates life, And LIFE imitates ART. (VICE-VERSA)













I can still go on and shove everything (SHIT!) on your throat!!! Reality is much stranger than fiction.From movies, to telenovelas, to commercials, the print media including newspapers/magazines/tabloids,the radio talk from disk jockeys from a.m station to f.m AS IN EVERYTHING!!! Husbands checking out other wives, wives checking out other husbands and VICE-VERSA. Now, it is fuckingly accepted!! It is now a NORM. Swapping wives and husbands... is NORMAL. At least the mass media made you calm and clear about society's stand about this matter, because IT IS THE NORM RIGHT!!! Keep CALM!!! THIS IS NORMAL KEEP CALM!!!


WRONG!!!


YAH ARE THE PROBLEM!!!






Mass MEDIA is shaping your opinion. You are a sheep for following it. But again, what is the direct significance of this article to what is happening upstairs??? Yepss!! You got it right. But still...if you are too dumb to think, and too useless to comprehend, let me HIT YOU WITH A BATOOOOOONNN!!


BATOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!



Alchoho is directed co-related about what is happening around you!!! And yes too, I purposely wrote alchoho on its mistake form or simply the Smellings are wrong.... POOOOOOOOOP!!!!





SMEEELLLLINNNNGG????!!!!









(BRAIN ALERT:  If this post is disturbing you should turn elsewhere. You are reading this post while thinking at the same time. If you are fond on masturbating your feelings go back on facebook and update your status or post pictures on what will have to eat for the evening. Or eventually if you chose to read and be sensible. CARRY ON!!)




















The rise of alcohol sales is strictly related about how society perceive REALITY. It is a objective truth!! Look at the statistics.

Hold on to your beer cozies, but it seems the lady likes the libation.
That's right. According to the Veritas Truth Survey (VTS), more Filipino females drink alcoholic beverages than males - 52% to 48%.


Women are much more unstable when it become to being drunk. It is a sudden "bump and grind" after SABADO NIGHTS!! There husbands are too far away to fuck them because maybe they work abroad or work far away. It is basic, but some of you doesnt know that this is really paramount on understanding how the PINOY SOCIETY works. It is a long chain of causality that I have been able to understand, comprehend and came up on a conclusion that everything is---->under the same tree.


POVERTY>
INSERT WORK ABROAD>
INSERT "FAMILY BROKEN">
INSERT "HUSBAND/WIFE" *LONELY*>

= Increase sales of ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.
= Increase infidelity tendencies.
= Increase addiction(alcohol).
= Increase "death" due to accidents.
= Increase health problems
= or just simple INCREASE CHAOS.

That CAUSALITY you can see upstairs are cycles of tendencies and products of alcohol sales. The sale of this called ALCOHOLIC beverages are the denominator of these factors that exist within the society. And GUESS WHAT the main USERS of this BEVERAGES are WOMEN. Men are basically emasculated long---long time ago. It is basic, but again this would be 15,000 pages if I have the liberty of timery(TIME) to write this SHIT! After the woman empowerment a decade ago, and we came with this SHIT!

So how would the GUBAMENT/ELITE control the population of savages???!!


SHOW THINGS TO NORMALIZE THINGS!!! And I call it. (AMPLIFIERS!)




WOMEN DRINKING = NO OTHER WOMAN




"KUNG MAY ALAK, MAY BALAK"!!!!






NUFF SAID!!!

Friday 19 October 2012

Black Little Filipino?? (Lucy Liu)

FROM YAHOO POST: http://ph.omg.yahoo.com/news/lucy-liu-apologizes-for-tv-remark-20121018.html




American actress Lucy Liu regrets telling talk show host David Letterman last Oct. 11  that “... if I get really dark, I’ll start to look a little Filipino.”

“I am so sorry that my comment was taken out of context, as I would never insult another group or ethnicity,” the star of the defunct “Ally McBeal” and “Charlie’s Angels” told Hollywood-based entertainment journalist Ruben Nepales.

Some netizens have labeled Liu’s comment as racist, which she made in reply to host David Letterman’s query on whether she runs on a machine or does the running outdoors.

BB Gandanghari (@imBbGandanghari) tweets, "So Lucy Liu doesn’t run outside because she doesn’t want to get dark because she doesn’t want to look “a little Filipino.” what?!!!"

Others, however, didn’t take offense at Liu’s comments.

Gabriel Valenciano (‏@gabvalenciano) says, “What the heck is wrong with you Filipinos? Ya'll invest so much on skin whitening products and treatment yet judge Lucy Liu. Please grow up.” 

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Gawd AFTIENOON FOLKS. Its blogging time again, and this time it is all about ethnicity.

LET ME START WIT THIS.

"...if I get really dark, I'll start to look a little Filipino".  - Lucy Liu



LOL.... HAHAHAHAH!!






WE MUST RECIPROCATE!! LOLS!! YIN AND YANG!!



LOLS!!!

I am definitely LMAO in here... This LUCY LIU-CHINK is simply telling the nation of FAIL-lipinos that they are the complete equivalent of of black african americans or should we call it ASIAN NIGGGUS..







LOLS!!!


HAHAHAHA!!!





And BB Gandang STYLE gay UNCLE-SUCKER is really pissed off!!!!






LOLS!!







WOP WOP WOP!!

LUCY LIU SES!!!


And TWATTER FAKEBOOK AND SOCIETY SAYS!! FOUL!!!! HAHAHA!!






lol!!!




LOL!




TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS AND ABSURD.

I wonder why your handlers, the gubament want SOPA, PIPA and CYBER CRIME LAW to be implemented and imposed immediately because the public is really a YAPPING DOG ON THE Leash. Creating loud screams and BARKS on which really irritates there balls to begin with. Like that GAB VALENCIANO is telling you PINOYS. GROW UP!!! Pinoys are really ASIAN NIGGERS!!

And this hollywood asian chink really told you on the POLITE WAY, that your KAYUMANGGI SKIN is by far fetch the equivalent of the african-american lineage. Instead of calling you ASIAN NIGGER CHINK.



The real FILIPINOS are really niggers. Long before the MALAYS came here with boat called BALANGAY explore, conquer and discover this land called PEARL of the ORIENT SEAS the black asians are here first. Followed by the SPANIARDS, JAPANESE, AMERICANS, INDIANS(BUMBAY), then CHINESES!! You Pinoy Bastards want their COLOR instead of their colonial ways of COMMAND AND CONQUER. Yeah, YAH NIGGAS!! ARE REALLY NIGGS!! SLAVE NIGGUS!





See their faces. Pure happiness in their eyes. Ignore those ASIAN chinks who came here just to observe how this tribes still exist without WIFI. Look closely the feeling of happiness and contentment oooozzing out!! They let their lives be connected still to nature. Plant food, grow chickens and animals, breathe fresh air, sex on the bushes without tagging it as porn, real games wihout collecting trophies(VIDEO GAMES) instead it only requires skill and reputation, cook food with fire from natural source, drink fresh ground water, and marry the same NIGGUH until till die with smiling faces of contentment. It is pure bliss.

But the FAIL-LIPINOS especially the women who lives on the cities, inhaling fucked aerosols like bariium and killer minerals, drink poison high-fructose corn syrup coffee from starbucks, straighten their hair like purple bitches running around the park, drink pills for slimming, drank beauty enhancing drugs, and guess what---






They use products from china or any other creams with CANCER INDUCING characteristics like Mercury and TOXIC METALS. And guess what again, PHILLIPINES is FIRST when it come to breast cancer!! HELL YEAH, YAH ARE KILLING YARSELVES BECAUSE OF INSECURITY!! YAR SKIN ARE REALLY KAYUMANGGI AS IN NIGGAAASSS!!! DARK SHIT SKIN!!! And one doesn't alter its natural lineage of dark skinned niggus.... NIGGUS like ITAS are natural and shit. USING WHITENING AND SHIT ARE BLASPHEMY!! Anything against nature is blasphemy. And one is killed and exterminated by silent means of cancer. At the end of the day you will join the ELITE sorority called.......






WAIT.....








































WAIT FOR IT........................



















WAIT FOR IT...............................









http://kasuso.org/





KASUSO!!! LOLS!!!!!!!













CANCERRR!!!! SUSSSOOOOO!!!



CANCEERRRR!!! SUSSSSOOOO!!






Therefore I conclude...

Dear Women,


Please dont get mad if ever someone called you little black filipino. YAH ARE ALL BETTER THAN THIS. Dont be some self-righteous, self loving, masturbating dumb ass where logic and reason are not intertwined. If you are MOCKED and HATED between the single sentence LUCY-LIU dropped on mainstream TV, just be quite and shut up. NONE as NONE counterproductive thought is LOGICAL. You cant hate someone about their racism and on the same time do something about your insecurity about racism. WHITENING your skin, and at the same time dodging BULLETS about racism is a mere STUPID SHIT on your part. And PLEASE BB GANDAM STYLE!!

YA ARE NOT A BB!! YA ARE MR.... So please ZIP yar VAGINAL-DICKHEAD.

And please stop enhancing your skin and turn it into white. PH is number one in breast cancer for a reason. It is absurd that when you are at a grocery seeing one lane of skin whitening morbid like puke and not linking it on CANCER. PLEASE STOP. Or just sign up on FAKEBOOK and like this link. http://kasuso.org/ One day you will thank me. STOPPING THIS shit is really paramount to prolonging your life.





And to tall those seeing this post as a RACIST thing. Read my PROLOGUE UPSTAIRS. Or should I copy paste it here for your convenience.



When I talk about, race, creed, religion, color, ethnicity, age, gender, country or any other forms of diversity within the realm of uncontested facts, that means I do talk about--the general public or should I say "THE MASSES". Because I do believe there are two forms/type(ONLY) of people on this world and the latter on which I will write on the next sentence are not embraced by the rules of those non-words I just enumerated on the beginning of this paragraph. Those two species are called the--- 99% and the 1%. 99% of you that will/would/follow/read this blog, will eventually engrave a permanent smirk on his face. And the other 1% will nod there heads, that this fictional blog is their reality.